How (Not) To Be An Exemplary Student
- Tire of the routine of the semester a third of the way through.
- Put off assignments and readings until the last possible minute.
- Complain about not having enough time to complete previously mentioned assignments and readings.
- Realize your predicament is no one’s fault but your own and promptly shut up.
- Come to class unprepared to listen or learn.
- Daydream while your professor is giving instruction, only catching part of what she says.
- Sit with a puzzled look on your face when asked to participate in an activity you missed the directions for.
- Leave campus and immediately forget about your academic responsibilities until you step foot back on said campus.
- Continue with your disorganized habits because they have gotten you this far, right?
- Get the mediocre grade that you so deserve at the conclusion of finals.
- Commence complaining, AGAIN, but not vow to change any of your habits that put you in this predicament.
How To Be An Exemplary Student (from an over, then underachiever)
- Face every day with a fresh perspective to break up the monotony of each week.
- Be proactive about starting assignments early to alleviate frustration and panic later.
- Cease complaining about behaviors you refuse to change.
- Vow to not put yourself in precarious situations with your grades; start strong and finish strong.
- Utilize those beautiful lists of tasks that you so painstakingly compile in order to stay on track and come to class prepared to listen and learn.
- Approach every class meeting with intention, as you wouldn’t be there if there wasn’t anything valuable to learn.
- Listen attentively as your knowledgable professor imparts her wisdom onto you.
- Rely on your school and home families for support when you need it and engage in self care to maintain your mental faculties.
- Engage in regular reflection regarding performance and adherence to your personal goals you’ve set for yourself.
- Strive to be better than you were yesterday EVERY DAMN DAY.
- When everything is said and done, look back at your achievements and say “Hey, I did good.”
